2016 Season

The Complete Works of William Shakespeare [Abridged]

By Adam Long, Daniel Singer, and Jess Winfield

February 4-7, 2016 | February 11-14, 2016

Auditions: December 5 & 6, 2016


The greatest playwright who ever lived arrives at Stage 9. And we couldn’t choose just one of his masterpieces. We have to do all 37 Plays in the ultimate cliff notes version of the Bard! An irreverent, fast-paced romp, The Complete Works of William Shakespeare [Abridged] makes its triumphant return as the second revival in our 2016 Season. This high-octane comedy featuring Shakespeare’s Comedies, Histories and Tragedies will leave you breathless and helpless with laughter.

Presented by special arrangement with Broadway Play Publishers, Inc.

Little Shop of Horrors

Book and Lyrics: Howard Ashman | Music: Alan Menken


April 21-24, 2016 | April 28 - May 1, 2016

Auditions: February 20 & 21, 2016


Seymour Krelborn, one of Skid Row’s many misfits, stumbles across a new breed of plant and names it after his love and coworker, Audrey. An abusive sociopathic boyfriend (who happens to be a dentist), a domineering boss and Audrey II, the plant with an insatiable appetite for blood and world domination, provide seemingly insurmountable odds for Audrey and Seymour. Another revival for our 100th Anniversary, Little Shop of Horrors is from the creative genius of the team that brought you Disney’s The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast and Aladdin. It’s an out-of-this-world musical not to be missed. Just don’t feed the plant!


Presented by special arrangement with Music Theatre International, Inc.

Time Stands Still

By Donald Marguiles


July 14-17, 2016 | July 21-24, 2016

Auditions: May 21 & 22, 2016


In this 2010 Tony-nominee for Best Play of the Year, Sarah and James – a photographer and a journalist – devote their lives to telling the toughest stories from across the globe. Their own story takes an unexpected turn when Sarah is injured in a bomb blast in war-torn Iraq. The wounded Sarah returns home to James and the safety of New York. As her physical injuries heal, James and Sarah attempt to salvage what’s left of a relationship that is exposed to the worst that war can bring. A stunning drama celebrating the resilience of the human condition, Times Stands Still offers the best of contemporary drama that you have come to expect from Stage 9. 


Presented by special arrangement with Dramatists Play Service, Inc.


Nunsense! the musical

By Dan Goggin


September 22-25, 2016 | September 29 - October 2, 2016

Auditions: July 9 & 10, 2016


The Little Sisters of Hoboken nunnery have had a run of bad luck. After being pushed out of their missionary work assisting lepers in France, 52 sisters succumbed to botulism after eating vichyssoise soup prepared by Sister Julia, Child of God. A greeting card fundraiser ended just short of the finish line and now the sisters must raise the money that is required to bury the remaining four sisters who are currently on ice.  In one of the most beloved and hysterical off-Broadway smash hits of all time, Nunsense! the musical is our final revival of the 2016 Season.  Make sure to get your tickets early to witness what can only be described as divine comedy at its best!


Presented by special arrangement with Samuel French, Inc.

Dead Man's Cell Phone

By Sarah Ruhl

December 8-11, 2016 | December 15-18, 2016

Auditions: October 15th and 16th, 2016


Sarah Ruhl’s quirky dark comedy about love, death and everything in between puts the icing on our 100th Anniversary Season. Minding her own business at a non-descript café, our heroine, Jean, approaches Gordon who is sitting at a nearby table when he ignores her pleas to answer his incessantly ringing cell phone. Upon discovering that Gordon has departed this world for the next, Jean answers his phone, an action which sets into motion an unbelievable but truly touching journey which explores modern technology’s ability to both unite and isolate people in the digital age. 


Presented by special arrangement with Samuel French, Inc.

2015 Season

Doubt, A Parable

By John Patrick Shanley


February 5th - 8th, 2015 | February 12th - 15th, 2015


Winner of the 2005 Pulitzer Prize for Drama and the Tony Award for Best Play, Doubt, A Parable is John Patrick Shanley’s gripping drama about accusations against a well-loved, dedicated catholic priest Father Brendan Flynn. Sister Aloysius Beauvier, principal of St. Nicholas’ Catholic School in Bronx, New York, suspects Father Flynn of inappropriate relations with an African American boy who is an outcast at the school. This play is a testament to the fight for the truth and the causalities along the way. 

Presented by special arrangement with Dramatists Play Service, Inc.

I Love You, You're Perfect, Now Change

Book and Lyrics: Joe DiPietro | Music: Jimmy Roberts


April 23rd - 26th, 2015 | April 30th - May 3rd, 2015

Auditions: February 21st and 22nd, 2015


Relationships. Can’t live with them, can’t live without them. This popular romantic comedy musical revue examines the mysterious and often frustrating process of being in a romantic relationship in the 21st century. From the first date to the final breath, I Love You, You’re Perfect, Now Change features a broad range of musical styles and sketches that will leave you laughing in the aisles. Poignant, charming and unassuming, this musical is the perfect night out at the theatre.


Presented by special arrangement with Rodgers and Hammerstein: An Imagem Company

The Savannah Disputation

By Evan Smith


July 16th - 19th, 2015 | July 23rd - 26th, 2015

Auditions: May 16th and 17th, 2015


The Savannah Disputation recounts the story of two sisters, Mary and Margaret, whose devout Catholicism is challenged by the visit of a fundamentalist missionary, Melissa. Engaged in a dialogue against their will, the sisters soon find themselves plunged into a full-fledged theological disputation, which prompts them to call for reinforcement from their parish priest. The ensuing heated and hilarious conversation tests the tenacity of each of the character’s beliefs.


Presented by special arrangement with Dramatists Play Service, Inc.

The Fox on the Fairway

By Ken Ludwig


September 24-27, 2015 | October 1-4, 2015

Auditions: August 1st and 2nd, 2015


The game’s afoot at the Quail Valley Country Club! It’s the annual golf tournament between rivals Crouching Squirrel and Quail Valley. And, in accordance with country club tradition, the owners place their bets, each bringing in their heavy hitters to win the day. Only this time, a lot more is at stake than a large quantity of money. In a play modeled after the great theatrical tradition of farce, hijinks, love and champagne fly as freely as a golf ball from the tee. Even perfectly connected high society will be left guessing to the last stroke. Fore!


Presented by special arrangement with Samuel French, Inc.

4 XMAS: An Evening of Holiday “Cheer”

By George Cameron Grant


December 10th - 13th, 2015 | December 17th - 20th, 2015

Auditions: October 10th and 11th, 2015


A collection of one acts centered on the most joyous time of year, 4 XMAS is as diverse as the season itself. From an office party affair to a group of Christmas tree ornaments commenting on the loss of a fallen comrade, these charming and meaningful one acts are the perfect complement to your celebrations this holiday season. 


Presented by special arrangement with Samuel French, Inc.